metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

me: *sneezes 20 times in a row*
allergies: lol

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentlepufferfish)

MAKE ME CHOOSE:
fallenmoongirl asked: Quidditch or Duelling

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

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nickcarragay:

I was gonna make a post that said “I don’t wanna go to college I just wanna sleep and watch netflix” but I’m pretty sure that’s what college is anyway